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Joke of the Day

"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"

"What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!"

"My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep."

"What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old."

"""How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."""

"Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman... But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become president."

"PATIENT: my stomach is killing me, doc DR DOG: I've got just the thing for you *hands him a prescription bottle filled with grass*"

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"

"If you get raped... Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you."

"What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm"