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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"
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"Why did the owl owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !"
"Can't quit smoking? Wear mittens all the time."
"What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon."
"I have a big butt and I can not lie."
"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."
"What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette, and you take him for a drag."
"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"
"My son, 5, scared of the thunder. I told him that was silly considering the sun could explode any day, killing us all. Think that helped."