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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're probably assembling furniture from IKEA."

"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"

"I heard of a new sex position that I want to try. It's called 'with a partner'."

"What do you call Hindu ideas about pacifism? Naan Violence"

"I asked my buddy if he wanted me to feed his dog real quick before we left He said back to me, ""Nah, fuck it."" I don't know why he tried kicking my ass, I was just doing what he said."

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"If you are bored I recommend mass texting all of your exes ""I'm ready to give it another shot"" and then get ready for the ride of your life"

"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and if they don't work give me a ring!"