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Joke of the Day
"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"
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"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just really hope they segregate us by genre."
"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."
"Every onion looks like it was in an abusive relationship."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? ""You going to eat that?"""
"My family treats me like a god. They only talk to me when they want something."
"A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a mug of hot water. The bartender looks confused and asks 'Don't you drink blood?' The vampire holds up a used tampon and says. 'I'm making tea.'"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the parking lot."
"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger But she did move to California in 1849..."