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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"

"What makes men cheat on women? Women!"

"It's like my uncle always said: ""The day I can't do my job drunk..."" ""...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."""

"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ? A feminist"

"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."

"I just clogged a urinal?"

"me: ""so is this a date?"" hitchhiker: ""um"""

"I just gave a woman $700 to put her screaming baby in the overhead compartment on this plane."

"How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects."