101141

Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"

"What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't? I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens."

"If you're suicidal and experience time backwards, then you're in luck! The only way you can commit suicide is by getting in some pussy."

"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."

"Having children teaches you patience, humility, love and to never, ever, be surprised when you find a Barbie doll leg clogging the toilet."

"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."

"what does an italian eat when he's mad at his boss ? kielbasa (said with an italian accent)"

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."

"What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries? A pirate aye!"