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Joke of the Day

"What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't? I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens."

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"

"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."

"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"

"I run faster horny than you do scared."

"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."

"I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die."

"You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly."

"How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else."

"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."