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Joke of the Day

"American police."

"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"

"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."

"There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike."

"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"(Real Story) All of a sudden, my Steam language was set to Russian. I was changing it back to English, when my hand slipped. But it's okay, now. I have everything in Czech."

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other.... ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"I'm 30 and my knees won't even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic."

"What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip."