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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Did you hear about the two fruits who weren't allowed to get married? Turns out they cantaloupe."

"Clitorusaurus: A dinosaur never discovered by man"

"Slave: I know a way to escape Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way. You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""

"Bechdel test Two women walk into a bar, one says ""you heard of the Bechdel test?"", the other: ""yeah my boyfriend told me about it the other day..."""

"Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's."

"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"

"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"

"Jack, Dill, James, and Mike were walking down the street. Mike fell down. Can Dill, Jack, or James he"

"""If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer."" - Ice T"