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Joke of the Day
"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."
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"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."
"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."
"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching"
"Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes? Because they are humerus"
"A child asks his father: Why is grandpa running daddy? Shut up son, and give me another shell."
"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"
"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"
"I'd like to return this pack of gum. They taste awful. ""Sir, those are Band-Aids."" Oh, I'd like to return these Band-Aids. Someone ate some."
"Why Jared Leto should win an osvar for Suicide Squad. *spoilers Not ONCE did his Joker mention that he's a vegan."