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Joke of the Day
"How much does freedom weigh? A WashingTon."
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"What's a pedophile's favorite pair of shoes? White Vans."
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi."
"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""
"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."
"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."
"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"
"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."