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Joke of the Day

"I haven't been drunk in so long, I almost forgot what it's like to love everyone."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge don't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"You can now buy ""throw back"" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?"

"Apple is advertising the new iPhone as ""The most powerful four inches ever."" I can't believe they stole my slogan."

"My friends ask me if I got A haircut I say ""no, I got them ALL cut!"""

"I got really upset when I noticed my wife shovelling snow in the freezing cold But then I just closed the blinds."

"Almost arrested for drugs and rape ""I didn't take the drugs, i feed the drugs to the girls than raped them"" -Bill cosby"

"Probably not a good sign when my favorite thing to do in the whole world is be unconscious for 8 hours"

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"" Why did Mozart kill his other chicken? To impress his Wolf-gang."

"What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine? an L.L.Beaner"