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Joke of the Day

"Almost arrested for drugs and rape ""I didn't take the drugs, i feed the drugs to the girls than raped them"" -Bill cosby"

"Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says ""Give me the soap"". The second one says ""no soap. radio""."

"Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted? They're dark comedies."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""

"Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells."

"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."

"Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me. Worked like a fucking charm."

"I saw my friend's girl sleeping with another man in the army but didn't tell him... It was a private affair."

"This girl winked at me and said she wanted to go somewhere quiet. So I took her to the library."

"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"