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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"" Why did Mozart kill his other chicken? To impress his Wolf-gang."

"Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service."

"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"

"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"

"Son, I'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist."

"A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face... It was a bit *sketchy*"

"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."

"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."

"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field."