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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an accurate dog? Spot-on."
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"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"
"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"
"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."
"Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix."
"I'm a firm believer in the phrase ""If you want something done right, do it yourself"" That's why I masturbate."
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
"PC problem Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""Jamal would you please paint that fence?"""
"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."
"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."