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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."
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"What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew? The facial expression when you hit the gas."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool."
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"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""
"What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? A Zimmer frame"
"Who can't tell the difference between short and long? This subreddit mods"