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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"
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"A tad bit racist... How do you starve a black man? Put his food-stamps next to his work boots."
"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"
"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"
"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."
"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."
"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark."
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"
"What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist."
"As a bootleg vet, I get asked to turn cats into dogs it's a ruff job."