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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"
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"A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color. He says to the manager, ""this is off pudding."""
"Teacher: Fred I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !"
"Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that you'll never be as good as a wall"
"Preferred way to connect with me (ranked most to least): 1. Text 2. Twitter DM 3. Email 4. Phone 5. Climb through my window 6. LinkedIn"
"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"
"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box."
"What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle"