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Joke of the Day
"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."
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"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"
"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"
"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."
"Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? James. Who else has a Meowth and still wants someone else's Pokemon?"
"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""
"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."
"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."
"""Dad, we need to talk."" ""Alright."" He grabs a chair and sits. ""Dad, you-"" He grabs yet another chair. ""DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"""