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Joke of the Day
"I Like My Rum Like I Like My Woman... 12 Years Old And Mixed Up With Coke."
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"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"
"Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours. On a side note, our garden hose is completely wrecked."
"How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted."
"Cripple jokes are terrible... I just cant stand them..."
"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
"A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: ""Gee, this steak is rubbery!"" And the chef replies ""thank you very much!"""
"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."
"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."
"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"