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Joke of the Day
"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"
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"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk."
"If I had all the money, I would pay people to sneak up behind you and blast a bullhorn right before you hit send on a political tweet."
"Why are there fences around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"
"if you open Door.jar, is the door still ajar?"
"Why do mice have small balls? Not many of them know how to dance."
"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."
"Its national left-handers day I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off"
"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"
"A black guy, Chinese guy, and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get the fuck out."""