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Joke of the Day

"Its national left-handers day I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off"

"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."

"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."

"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."

"Did you hear that Russia considers US intervention in Syria illegal? They even wrote a song about it... ""Crimea River"""

"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

"What do you call a zoo where the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog? A shitzu."

"Have you heard of the movie called ""Diarrhea""? It's okay if you haven't - it was a quick release."

"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."