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Joke of the Day

"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk."

"Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together."

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""

"A guy asks his friend if he wants to join his piss club.. He replies: ""Uuuhre sure?"" to satisfy his friend. So, happy that he will join he says: ""YOU'RE IN!"""

"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."

"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"

"Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place."

"Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too all year round."

"How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."