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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure if putting Christmas lights up would offend my Jewish neighbours. So just to be sure, i'll hang a massive swastika in my window too."

"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."

"Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in."

"What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA"

"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out your meat."

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."

"The ""eye for an eye"" philosophy isn't exactly a level playing field if your grievance is with a cyclops."

"How to write Icelandic: 1) Put a dictionary in a blender 2) Blend 3) Pour onto table. 4) Voila!"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"A few days ago I wanted to share a sandwich with a homeless person... ...but then he told me to fuck of and that I should buy my own sandwich."