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Joke of the Day

"What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA"

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"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."
"Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"
"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."
"What did the cat say after reading """"To Kill a Mockingbird""? I want a refund: there's not one darn thing about how to kill a bird *anywhere* in this book."
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"Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet."