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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix T and C? Angry British people!"
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"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"
"You wanna read a joke about Sodium? Na . . . What about Nitrosoxide NO . . . Umm... Potassium? K.."
"NASA found methane on Mars! Proving once again that no matter how ancient a civilization is, it's farts that truly endure."
"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."
"[first date] her: so are you a dog or cat person? me: *long dramatic pause* well... i'm almost positive that i'm just a normal person..?"
"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."
"[on a plane] Stewardess: ""Would you like a mint? It'll help your ears during takeoff"" Me: ""Sure, can I have two?"" *puts one in each ear*"
"#rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A panda with a set of drums."