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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix T and C? Angry British people!"
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"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"
"What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"I made an app that tells you were people with dwarfism are at all times. I can't be the only one thinking of the imp-locations."
"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"
"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"
"What if Hitler was cast for 'The Matrix' instead of Keanu Reeves? The movie would have been pretty... Neo-Nazi."
"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"