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Joke of the Day

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."

"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"

"Why is your optometrist gay? They love people who can't see straight!"

"I'm a feminist So is my wife, but because I'm a man, I'm better at it."

"I don't trust a restaurant that advertises ""Now with more bacon!"" because it means they were holding out on me to begin with."

"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"

"Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency? He was right between the Bushes."

"What do you call a kid with no friends (warning offensive) A sandy hook survivor."

"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"