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Joke of the Day

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"I know a good story about juice.. .. It's pulp fiction."

"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian bail."

"My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"

"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."

"Batman doesn't kill. Wayne Enterprises is a defense contractor. Guy is conflicted about the wrong things."

"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."

"It must really suck to be an Atheist named ""Christian""."