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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about sex? Buffering."
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"I sexually identify as Counter Strike... *And I'm globally offended*"
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"Creep yelling from window: ""HEY SEXY WHERE YO MAN?"" Me yelling back: ""HE DEAD"" Him: ""WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?"" Me: ""HE YELLED AT ME"""
"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."
"It is said that Bill Gates once farted in an Apple store which stank up the entire place. But after all, it's their fault for not having Windows."