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Joke of the Day

"Sweatpants are the uniform of eating ice cream."

"A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? (NSFW) You can keep the tip..."

"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"

"Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock? He ran into trafiki."

"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."

"What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle? Weeeeeeeeee"

"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"

"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word."

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."