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Joke of the Day
"How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can."
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"My wife is fucking awesome. Although usually I prefer to go by Steven."
"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."
"I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit."
"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."
"Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants? Because they shared genes!"
"Cashier: do you need bags? Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please"
"When I see a car accident I pull over quickly to assist the drivers with getting rid of any drugs they may have in the car."
"""Sorry I'm late! Was pointlessly checking the same 6 websites over & over again & lost track of time!"" - Honest Aziz Explaining Tardiness"
"Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup."