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Joke of the Day
"I sexually identify as Counter Strike... *And I'm globally offended*"
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"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears."
"Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time."
"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."
"Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? Pilatte"
"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"
"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a bowling ball and menstrual blood clots? You can't gargle a bowling ball."
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"*wife looks through my phone *divorces me 8 times"