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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

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"Sleeping guy on the bus has a laughably obvious boner. And now he's waking up. And now he's tweeting about it."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"""Tell them I just left and should be there any minute."" -Every delivery guy, ever"
"So passed caring about how I dress any more. I just put on whatever makes me not naked and hope for the best"
"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""
"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"
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