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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shity poet? A poo'et"
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"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."
"ok open your eyes!! ""are those.. are those dead bunnies? what the fu-"" Febreze Air Effects. haha. covered it up well? ""im calling the cops"""
"You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!"
"Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin. GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity."
"Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? Twitter only allows 160 characters"
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"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?"
"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"