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Joke of the Day
"To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, ""Guess how many fingers."""
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"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"
"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."
"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"
"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""
"Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100."
"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"
"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"
"May I get your name? Yes, its ""I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."""
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"