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"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"
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"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan"
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"
"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."
"A guy walks into a pub he was hiding from the police after they shot his family for j walking"
"Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode"
"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"
"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!"