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Joke of the Day

"Maxim's Hot 100 List is bogus. Some of those girls look WAY younger than 100."

"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"

"I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius."

"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."

"Why do redditors make such good fencers? They're used to dealing with ripostes."

"Did you hear about the two nuts walking down the street? One was a salted"

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I always use this joke when going to Dr's, or any medical situation. It never fails to get a great laugh."

"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."

"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."