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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."

"A pakistani cabbie called me a racist I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists"

"What did Silver say to Gold? ""Au!"""

"If I could go back to my childhood with the knowledge I have today, I'd probably earn the nickname 'little pervert'."

"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."

"How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing? Somebody shot her."

"What do you call a helpful potato? A Facilitater"

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"