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Joke of the Day

"A pakistani cabbie called me a racist I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists"

"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."

"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"

"You want to know my favorite letter in the gangsta's alphabet? GHETT-O!"

"Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT"

"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"

"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."

"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"

"You Know The Economy is really Bad when even God starts laying people off #pope"

"What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will"