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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick in your ass"

"What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt? Scott Ad**skirt**"

"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."

"In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad"

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender."

"My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking"

"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."

"Mrs. Piggy Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork."

"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."