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Joke of the Day
"I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea."
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"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."
"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."
"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""
"I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping."
"How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!"
"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses Because air is free"
"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"
"Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she smart? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she pretty? Husband:Yes. Wife:How did she dress today? Husband:Very quickly."