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Joke of the Day
"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"
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"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In littles Nazis."
"Yo momma so poor... that ducks throw bread at her. I fucking lost my shit at a [6]!"
"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."
"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."
"""I would absolutely say I'm an introvert!"" - Guy screaming to his table full of friends at brunch."
"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"
"Me: ""Don't piss me off, I can rip a phone book in half."" 10yo: ""A phone what?"""
"So I was looking over a Jazz tune... My god...this song has more accidentals than an orphanage."