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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"
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"Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*"
"Women are just like computers... They are always freezing for no reason and you need to replace them about every 3-5 years."
"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""
"Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic."
"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? Migraine relief. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Yell again & they'll never find your body."
"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."
"My sleeping pills say to take them and immediately go to bed, but I feel like I have plenty of time, so km ufmcmszbv ishzn hdu flerf."