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Joke of the Day

"My sleeping pills say to take them and immediately go to bed, but I feel like I have plenty of time, so km ufmcmszbv ishzn hdu flerf."

"Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? It can only go to the fuchsia."

"I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding."

"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."

"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"

"I just poured my coffee with my left hand so it would feel like someone else was doing it."

"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."

"Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge."

"What do you call an original joke on this subreddit? Rare."

"What did the Hispanic security guard drink at the airport... Tea Ese."