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Joke of the Day
"What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas? ...Cancer"
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"When the hostess at the restaurant says ""table for two?"", I always like to look surprised and whisper ""you can see her too?""."
"I work for the world's biggest NanoTechnology company We're not very good"
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."
"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"
"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"
"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."
"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"
"England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians."
"Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked."