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Joke of the Day

"What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas? ...Cancer"

"Studio Dunkers-that's an odd name for store-brand Oreos. I'd like a written explanation from Duane Reade."

"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."

"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""

"Stalin took from the rich and gave it to the poor... ... and then he took both of them and put them into the Gulag for 25 years. EDIT: spelling"

"What club cancels their meeting everytime? The vegan club"

"Literally The Best Joke Ever. The Best Joke Ever."

"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."

"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."

"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."