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Joke of the Day
"There are 70 ways to make a man happy... One is booze and the other is 69."
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"Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your two and a half inch floppy disk into a hard disk."
"What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links"
"Me: How are you? Coworker: I can't complain. Me: *sticks finger in his coffee* Coworker: I just paid for that! Me: I knew you were lying."
"I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy."
"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."
"and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar"
"What fish is made of only two sodium ions? 2 Na :D"
"Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do."
"Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom."