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Joke of the Day

"What fish is made of only two sodium ions? 2 Na :D"

"BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then."

"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"

"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"

"Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions."

"My dad held me like he holds his beer By the neck and all day"

"No tables? Maybe THIS will change your mind [slides maitre d' piece of paper that says ""It's my birthday""]"

"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"

"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."

"I would give 10 to most jokes here On a pH scale, cause most of them are just Basic."