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Joke of the Day

"Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time I spent staring at my phone screen."

"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."

"The rules of weed do not work for pussy.. If you can smell it across the room, it's not the good shit."

"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"

"A better name for 'Abercrombie and Fitch' would be 'Abercrombie and White Trash Pre-Abortion Smelly Whore Store'"

"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."

"If the backup sensor beeping in my car is keeping with the beat of the song I'm listening to I'm probably just gonna hit whatever it is."

"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."