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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"

"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."

"When I die I want everyone.. ..... come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back and not say a word, so everyone will think I lived a cool double life."

"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."

"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?.............Phil Ming"

"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"

"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."

"""Did you sleep well?"" ""Like God during the Holocaust."""

"Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent"

"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"