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Joke of the Day
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
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"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender looks at it and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, ""What do you think it'll be like?"" The other student shrugs and says, ""Remains to be seen""."
"WIFE: I think he's in a midlife crisis ""Why, did he buy a new car?"" WIFE: not yet [I pull up on a sleigh pulled by roughly 1000 raccoons]"
"What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug"
"A nun who was known to smoke a pack a day just recently quit her habit. Now she just smokes naked."
"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."
"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"