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Joke of the Day
"What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common? They'll never work."
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"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad."
"The Detroit Lions"
"Customer: ""Hi I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"""
"I went into the changing room in a clothing store several times... But it stayed the same."
"[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats...32 shirts"
"Being great in bed is like being attractive or smart. The more you talk about it, the less I believe it."
"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""
"Chuck Norris can complete Halo 3 on Legendary. ...using a guitar hero controller."
"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" So once a month my computer would ask if I want to back dat ass up."