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Joke of the Day
"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."
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"My mate with Tourettes was cured after walking into a Gay Bar ""Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!"" He shouted.... He's not said a word since..!!"
"Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard."
"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
"I wanted some Lipo D energy drink, so I asked Gary Johnson if knew where I could find some. He asked me back... What's a lipo?"
"the elevator business is great It has its ups and downs"
"What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder"
"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"