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Joke of the Day
"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."
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"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."
"The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise."
"Gay men tend to be very tongue-in-cheek."
"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""
"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
"It's expensive to attend Amputation University... Tuition's an arm and a leg!"
"I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam."
"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."